Okay 'toads, let's get EVEN!

When the evil Dork Queen kidnaps both of your best buddies and the best looking girl this side of the Mazollion Stor Cluster - whal're you gonno do obout it? Are you gonno try? Hide? Coll the Stor Cops? Noway! Because you're a BATTIETOAD and BATTLETOADS don't cry, hide or call lor help. BATTLETOADS gel reod MAD - ond then they gel EVEN!

So, strap on your Knee Pods, power up the Toodster, an' get on down to the Dork Queen's planet - but, watch out 'load - 'tuz this lady's bad, an' she's got a whole load of really nasty surprises lined up just lor you - like the Psyko Pigs, the Mutant Rat Pack, Retro Blasters and the Saturn Toadtrop, to nome o few. You're gonna need all your fighting skills to defeat her - the Baltletood Butt, the Big Bod Boot and the awesome Kiss My Fist. Hey, ond don't forget to take olong your trusty speed bike, 'tuz chances ore you're gonno need it - an' a whole lot more, if you're gonna restue your friends and gel the frog outta there with your green skin intact!

So let's gel bad an' crazy, 'toad! It's lime lo get real MAD! And then get EVEN!